WHAT I HAVE LEARNED THUS FAR IN COLLEGE

because this is what comes out of doing homework for 6 straight hours and trying to study for a test you want nothing less than to take…

A LIST OF THINGS I DO NOT WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE [AKA WHAT I HAVE LEARNED THUS FAR IN COLLEGE]

  • a linguist
  • a biologist
  • anything that has to do with chemistry
  • anything that has to do with science, period.
  • a gym teacher
  • a coach
  • a psychologist
  • a cross-cultural psychologist
  • a teacher
  • a professor
  • an administrator
  • an admissions rep
  • anything that has to do with money
  • a principal
  • a technology person
  • anything that has to do with working with computers more than on a basic level every day
  • a chef
  • a professional driver
  • a hall director
  • a nurse
  • a doctor
  • a surgeon
  • anything that has to do with seeing blood daily
  • an event planner

can someone please tell me what is left? english? a counselor? something with spanish? something with women’s studies? something with…i don’t know. i think i need to go to sleep. can’t i just be a professional pandora listener? is that a thing?

Advertisements

One thought on “WHAT I HAVE LEARNED THUS FAR IN COLLEGE

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s